I need some help writing a good James Bond-style one liner for a script. Can anyone add their input?

I want to have a clic James Bond line, like for example, if he were in a pool and someone had attacked him and he fought him off and killed him, he's say "well that went swimmingly" or something lame like that. My situation is a character got thrown through a sheetrock wall, and into a bathroom, where he subsequently crashed into the toilet, shattering it in the process, as he lays there knocked out. I need something james bond-esque for his attacker to say for a comedic effect. If anyone can help here i'd really appreciate it